Every little hair on my neck is a wreck Black and blue because of you My back's out of place I need a brace and my face is askew Now that's hard to do Come on let me down We can work something out If my dad comes by, you'll fry He'll give you something to write about It was funny at first Now I'm cursed with the worst living will On this hill You think I could get a bit Of your soul's debt and free will Because I'm footing the bill Come on let me down You've all had your fun Even my mom's given up on me I'm as stupid as the sun Got assigned here Not a good career Preacher man in demand When I took this job, on it said I'd get a lot of sun, sea, and sand And a burial plan Come on let me down I'm resigning now I got an offer from the other guy That's starting to look good right now