What's that strange creature I see speeding on my highway Ain't no Jaguar Thunderbird That that's a roadrunner bird I go see if I can catch them Go see if I can catch one of her tailfeathers Chorus I got a stack of dynamite and a Hundred ton weight I got TNT birdseed to use as my bait I got a blunderbuss contraption And a sherman tank I got cannon ball fuel injected rollerskates So little road runner let me put you straight Chorus Guitar break I got a catapult system that just can't be beat I got 6 foot bedsprings tied to both of my feet I got a tommy powered cadillac built just for speed So little roadrunner I got every single thing That a coyote needs Chorus Guitar break