Are you ready? Are we ready? Scotty, you ready Andy, are you ready? Ritchie Teeter, are you ready? Ross The Boss of Westchester, are you ready? Ladies and gentlemen, I am Handsome Dick Manitoba And we are The Dictators (one, two, three, four) I used to shiver in the wind But then I was young I used to shiver in the wind 'Til I found my own tongue I sock 'em everywhere that I sing 'Cause you know, baby I'm the next big thing, oh yeah I knocked 'em dead in Dallas And I didn't pay my dues Yeah, I knocked 'em dead in Dallas They didn't know we were Jews I sock 'em everywhere that I sing 'Cause you know, baby I'm the next big thing, oh yeah I'm a fuel injected legend But I don't want to be a bore I just wanna live me a rich life And when I die, I wanna die poor I wanna die poor, I wanna die poor I wanna die poor I want to die poor, I want to die poor I want to die poor I said poor And I wont be happy 'Til I'm known far and wide With my face on the cover Of the TV guide I sock 'em everywhere that I sing 'Cause you know, baby I'm the next big thing I sock 'em everywhere that I sing, oh baby 'Cause you know, baby Oh, yeah Whoa-oh, ohh