Introducing one of life's brighter dreams Introducing one of life's brighter dreams Oh, F, congratulations on your death It's been the greatest thing you gave to me So generous and selflessly, F Introducing one of life's brighter dreams Introducing one of life's brighter dreams You can I can, all girls are boys and women loves man But F, did I thank you on your death? You left a mess and took my wife Will you return to twist the knife, F You can I can, all girls are boys and women loves man You can I can, all girls are boys and women loves man Introducing one of life's brighter dreams Introducing one of life's brighter dreams This is not my tale, it's in a book I read when a man said "Introducing one of life's brighter dreams" But I don't dream, I don't dream, don't call me (Beautiful Loser) don't call me You can I can, all girls are boys and women loves man You can I can, all girls are boys and women loves man You can I can, all girls are boys and women loves man You can I can, all girls are boys and women loves man You can I can, all girls are boys and women loves man