When women come and see me for sex tips The one hot question on their lips Is how to stoke the appetite when it dips Is there sex in marriage? Mrs Rita Duckworth from L.A. Wonders if her husband is suddenly gay I say the chains of wedlock weigh so heavily It takes two to bear them, sometimes three Calvin Coolidge at the rooster farm The good Mrs Coolidge on his arm Asked the farmer just how come The rooster could perform so many times The farmer said to Mrs Coolidge "My cock's harder!" "Tell that to Calvin," she said, "he lacks ardour" "Well that may be," the president replied "Because it's not the same hen each time."