My computer broke down today I'm going to throw my old friend away 'Cause the hard disk crashed when the write head parked In a quite calamitous way And I won't get the data back And I haven't backed anything up I've lost a hundred gigs of memories This whole thing's so fucked up All my emails to the girlfriend Who later disappeared The videos of sex with her I still watch to get off Goodbye my old friend My Photoshop experiments With dogs with human heads My huge harem of pregnant redheads Lying with open legs The endless masturbation fodder The Instant Messenger chats So goodbye friends My computer broke down today It's a personal tragedy There's nothing much left of a human being Without his memory It's like I'll never have a life again It's like I'll wander on an endless plain Like my brain and face have been erased And my life has been in vain All the books that I was writing All the albums half-composed My photographs of holidays I'll never take again The cracked software from Pirate Bay Before the pigs cracked down My fuckbuddy list no longer exists So goodbye friends