Turned on the television at half-past 9 in the evening And he didn't see nothing at all Asked himself: 'If there's a God how come there's so much suffering going on?' And the answer was nothing at all Spend a little time in the kitchen making up a sandwich And he never got to eat it at all Thought about the sandwich, Thought about the T.V. and thought about his relatives And he never thought about nothing at all Sarah lived the other side of town In a white shirt in the old flat that the landlord used To make a little extra money She'd get home from work in the evening, Turn on the T.V. 'bout 6PM and she Ha! She saw nothing at all Used to read it in the evening paper Where to go to meet friends in a strange town But she never did nothing at all Round about the time that Whitfield thought about his relatives, Sarah took a big decision and it Led her to nowhere at all That's the way So they met on a tuesday evening just by chance Thought that maybe it'd fall Life where we live doesn't ever happen that way Well guess what? It was nothing at all Whitfield asked himself: "Why couldn't we talk about something important" But they talked about nothing at all Sarah got a cab home, The cab driver got a little lazy and he missed his way You know there was very nearly nothing at all There ya go now It's a song about nothing at all I made it up and there isn't much at all Two people, learned nothing at all