(Spoken) It was a foggy night, in old London-town, when I came across A little old man. Oh, he was looking very down. He looked so sad. He must have suffered something very bad. At first I couldn't think What to say, but then I told him: Meow (x11) Chorus: You better Love kittens - Cause kittens are loveable Love kittens - They're the only friends you have Love kittens - Cause kittens aren't horrible Love kittens Kittens are sweet Kittens play with balls of string in a kittenish way Always tiny, rarely rude, Kittens are the best friends that I ever knew Kittens are sweet Kittens are small Kittens are only six inches tall Kittens are finding out all the time Kittens find out about you Chorus Love kittens - The crown of God's creation Love kittens - If you want to be smart Love kittens - For all their consolation Love kittens - Kittens mend a broken heart (x3)