The Human Jungle starring Herbert Lom was never this much fun And I'm ready to swear to that The room is swaying like a boat But I'm still afloat and that's a matter of fact Let's address the last few facts we have today See if any of them help in any way Ask ourselves now, what would Dr. Korda say? (Dr. Korda was the name of the character played by Herbert Lom in the early sixties T.V. series "The Human Jungle") Oh, what'll he say when it comes on down? Chorus: And you don't ask why Give me the sex and travel down in the human jungle (x2) Give me the sex and travel (x2) Down in the human jungle Every Tuesday half-past two We investigate all the things that people are See the boy who lost his shoe See the zoo See the babies ride in unmarked cars Then the advert brothers stumble in Watch the telly, do the ironing All those ladies never learn a thing What can you say when it comes on down Chorus Ba-da ba-da ba-ba bewitched I'm a camera, I'm a clown And every you make, I write it down I know all about your house, I know all about your mouth I know when, I've got to leave your town He can help you to recovery He knows the secrets of psychiatry You're all now-a-go-go... certainly But what'll it be when it comes on down? Chorus What can anybody do or say? (x8) Chorus . . Fade