I blacked out side the Springwater Took a piss out in the parking lot In the shape of Africa Blackjack, wrecked my Cadillac Bought a present for my nose and I tore off all my clothes and then I Went down on a rodeo clown While the bulls all watched And gathered around Man Aw Man Trippin on shrooms, cussin out the moon Like flowers for Algernon Ran down to the Parthenon Something wrong with your marble ding dong Took some speed to calm me down And I'll never fuck Poseidon again Man Aw Man Sang CCR after huffing gasoline Threw up potato salad on the karaok machine Told my friends kid Santa wasn't real Are you interested in boobies yet And do you want to feel one