I've gotta dead man's luck with my one-night stands I've gotta big nail stuck in a grain of sand I've had one too much with my magic touch Well, I got burned I got burned I met an one-eyed girl with a four-eyed dad I got a shotgun shower, it wasn't bad I took one buckshot in my magic spot Well, I got burned I got burned It's been a long dry season 'cause I'm afraid That I'm one sick dog with the ace of spades I gotta get some pills just to ease my chills Well, I got burned I got burned I've gotta blind man's luck 'cause my doctor said That I don't have that bug, so I won't be dead I gotta get some fast, till the noon is past Well, I got saved I got saved