Kia ora Jgeeks sophisticated falla is here
I wrote that Maori boy song that all the people stare
I wave my patu in the sky and i scream let's go
And i got all the maori's chanting TO MUCH BRO!
See i'm a geek and i really like to play my nintendo
Got the neards all call me super mario bro
I take this pop culture baby and i rip it up
Then i mix it up with Maori
Chea neat alright!
See i take mathamatics and make it all dramatic
These humans are consumers i fell naked on this planet
This Taniwha crawlet inside me, he made me say it
Oo" ee oo ahh see bleh.
This Taniwha came, Delivers words of wisdom
He's superstitours of this current sistem
My eyes roll back i'm having preminitions
It's creeping on my face see i'm a Taniwha!
I'm a Taniwha
I'm a i'm i'm a Taniwha
I'm a Taniwha, i'm a Taniwha
I'm a Taninwha
I'm a i'm i'm a Taniwha
I'm a Taniwha, i'm a Taniwha
Hey john key look at us
These crazy kooky Maori's pretty dangerous (yeah)
Who would even think that they would listen to us
I guess we're happy like jake the muss (cook me some eggs)
Raa but i'm a rock coz i'm a Maori mon-star
Look out Gaga coz i'm coming for ya!
I rock my guitar and i'm screaming at ya!
Pukana anei nga Taniwha
Kia ora Eru here (whats up)
I'm that Maori boy falla boy (chea bro!)
The pink hair dude that's on the youtube clip
I did the jiggly man and made all your girls flip
See them all tremembling
When i'm moving my hips
I hear few from you fallas you think that i'm gay (you're gay)
Ask your 25 year old females and see what they say
I'm only 17 hey john key look at me
I'm the Taniwha, the world's first Maori dragonball z
Kua tai mai te iwi geeks ki tenei whenua
Spirit bomb in your bass, coz i'm the Maori Taniwha
Fused with Maori boy to transform into Maori falla ow bey
Blast the big bang kemehameha!
I'm a Taniwha
I'm a i'm i'm a Taniwha
I'm a Taniwha
I'm a Taniwha
I'm a i'm i'm a Taniwha
I'm a Taniwha
I'm a Taniwha
Tawhirimatea, thunder and lightning
Ranginui, sky father cries for the land
Papatuanuku, earth giver of life, but wake up she shakes (christchurch and japan)
See this evolution help turn the monkey to man,
Till that monkey stand up just to free up his hands
And build tools and school and dig for fossil fuels,
And now we got monkeys making all of the rules
Taniwha came to deliver a message that life on this planet we are all conected, the
Galaxays aligh in a spiritual mind i roll my eyes back bending space in time,
I'm a Taniwha
I'm a i'm i'm a Taniwha
I'm a Taniwha
I'm a Taniwha