The altar has all been set
I'm laying you down to rest
'Cause, I laid with you once
And you just fuck with my head
I over empathize
Came up with reasons why, you
Never grew up, so I'm
Saying my final goodbye
It's better to mourn and move on, it's
Easier killing you off, we
Know days like this can be rough, so
How nice of you to show up
W-w-w-welcome babe, the music's starting
Better take your seat
Gonna be a quick one, there's no body, sorry
No one came to grieve
I didn't write a eulogy
Oh, but I wore my best jewelry
Oh, isn't it beautiful?
Standing at your temporary funeral (oh)
I bet you been missing me
I needed some time to think
Like when we'd be serving drinks
To chase back the taste that you leave
It's better to mourn and move on, it's
Easier killing you off, we
Know days like this can be rough, so
How nice of you to show up
W-w-w-welcome babe, the music's starting
Better take your seat
Gonna be a quick one, there's no body, sorry
No one came to grieve
I didn't write a eulogy
Oh, but I wore my best jewelry
Oh, isn't it beautiful?
Standing at your temporary funeral (oh)
La-la-la, you're dead to me
Ha-ha, now you're regretting me, ooh
Na-na, you're no friend to me
You're dead to me
'Cause, Nick would lead me on
And Jasper fucked around
And Noah broke my heart
And Zack let me down
You thought I'd throw a party for the dead without a wake?
There's far too much to celebrate
Welcome to the show, come and take your seats
There are exits on each side of the building, right and left, in case of emergency
I didn't write a eulogy
Oh, but I wore my best jewelry
Oh, isn't it beautiful?
Standing at your temporary funeral
La-la-la, you're dead to me
Ha-ha, now you're regretting me, ooh
Na-na, you're no friend to me
Standing at your temporary-
La-la-la, you're dead to me
Ha-ha, now you're regretting me, ooh
Na-na, you're no friend to me
Standing at your temporary funeral (oh)