Vinnie's looking for a band– jazz funk thrash rock With distortion on– distortion off The moving grooving grinding cruisin' dissidence (sic Twelve-tone beat atonal heat nonsense chords that always meet Got it, right! got it, wrong sorry but i'll pass y'number on Vinnie's looking for the pepper sound Still red-hot but heavier bound Brain child of pubescent psalms Vinnie's looking for the pepper sound Still red-hot but heavier bound Schoenberg over hairy palms It's fine to mix the music but please don't abuse it 'Cause the groove is black so don't get whack on me It's fine to be selective, to see it all collective But ya gotta give the credit where it's due Thank the funk thank the rock thank you funk Brother looking for a band Can be a real pain in the butt Y'waste a lotta time Meet a lotta nuts Like vinnie the meatball He was a real eat-all Who couldn't or wouldn't Express his quest He used at best hype terminology But 2 me that's all cornyology C'mon make a stand Bring y'own plan B' y'self or let it go