I'll make this short and sweet So you can go and eat And I can go off on my way First off, congratulations I got your invitation I'll be there on your special day I'm only passing through Imagine running into you I really should be getting back There's no one waiting for me Well, that's a longer story Let's grab a drink sometime and chew the fat, oh You ask me how I'm doing But you know how I'm doing I work too much, I drink too much, I never sleep You'll ask, "Is there someone special?" Oh, no, I hate to tell ya I eat in bed and I never change the sheets 'Cause I'm alone Alone again No one to rise and wake for I read the paper on my own My own again No one to sit next to me I'm watching movies all alone Alone again No one to laugh or cry for I hit the diner on my own My own again No one to mend my ways I spend my days Going through my Netflix queue Scrolling through the latest news I'm learning how to microbrew And working on a novel, too So don't feel bad for me Though it's not what I planned Still, I wanted you to know I don't get out enough I order in like way too much And get the same damn thing Three nights in a row 'Cause I'm alone Alone again No one to bring to functions I go to brunches on my own My own again No one to bring up marriage Or meet my parents, I'm alone Alone again No one to come or care for I get to the airport on my own My own again No one to be discreet with I keep my secrets, oh Calling into NPR Eating breakfast in my car Making plans, breaking plans It's fine by me Sometimes it does get lonely But even then it's only me And there is nowhere I have to be 'Cause I'm alone Alone again No one to force it on me I sort the laundry on my own My own again No one to pack and fold with I take a road trip on my own Alone again No one gets disappointed You get the point I'm alone again Alone again Alone again Alone again Alone again Alone again I'm alone again All alone again I'm alone again, yeah ♪ All alone again) All by myself, ooh I'm alone again, yeah On my own, ooh Baby, I go to brunches by myself I go to lunches by myself Baby, I'm alone again, yeah Alone again Picking flowers by myself Taking showers by myself Baby, I'm alone again