Ooh, how this moonlight plays tricks with my eyes For just a second there I thought for sure I recognized you Don't you know that can't be true Cause the girl I know is proper Don't you know she would not be seen In this kind of unseemly situation But she's just your size that very colour eyes Hey, wait a second if she put on some rouge Put her glasses away Painted on a pair of jeans You'd be one and the same Mary Lou What's a nice girl like you Doin' in a place like this say, girl What's a poor boy to do Honey, when you're lookin' like this Ooh, goodness gracious So you've been here before I never woulda guessed You set foot out the Library door Don't you know I guess it goes to show That you just never know about some girls Don't you know here I had you pegged for shy And you drive up in a silver El Dorado Careful watch your step this floor Ain't never swept now hold on We're in the right elevator on the right corridor But the place I had in mind ain't on the ninety-ninth floor Mary Lou What's a nice girl like you Doin' in a place like this say, girl What's a poor boy to do Honey, when you're lookin' like this Mary Lou What's a nice girl like you Doin' on a night like this say, girl What's a poor boy to do When you're so hard to resist.