I ain't been to church in a decade or so I gotta praise me somebody It's Playboy not Bible when I'm feeling low I gotta praise me somebody The phone calls I make are totally ignored They only ring back if they're drunk or they're bored Get me someone or I'll turn to the Lord I gotta praise me somebody I gotta worship I gotta praise Spend all my minutes and waste all my days I gotta compliment I gotta serve I gotta give someone all they deserve I'm down on my knees and I'm begging you please I gotta find me somebody Long term relationship, just a quick squeeze I gotta find me somebody My football team lose every game I attend The florists return any flowers I send I'm sick of the hours alone that I spend I gotta love me somebody I gotta worship I gotta praise Spend all my minutes and waste all my days I gotta compliment I gotta serve I gotta give someone all they deserve The Sikhs have their temple The Muslims their mosque And I can't even name any lovers I've Iost I've gotta have someone To peck me on cheek Hug me and say that they've missed me all week I gotta worship I gotta praise Spend all my minutes and waste all my days I gotta compliment I gotta serve I gotta give someone all they deserve I gotta worship I gotta praise Spend all my minutes and waste all my days I gotta compliment I gotta serve I gotta give someone all they deserve