Thereza Bazar / David Van Day) Party's going on tonight And I'm available 'Cause I look the part I know I'm gonna steal a heart or two Dressed in the latest style The girls will say exactly what I want 'em to Music's playin' far too load The lights are far too bright It's so crowded that I need a drink to put me right The girls all start to stare With their dresses far too tight And their peroxide hair I wish I'd stayed at home and watched a TV show Or played some rock and roll They're starting to surround me and are moving in Lights are growin' dim girls are movin' in tonight Chorus You know the girls are out to get ya You try but they won't let ya They really do upset ya The girls are out to Feeling in a kind of daze The room's a smoky haze When I saw the girl I danced with I was quite amazed The whole thing's quite obscene Her face is white With one eye blue the other green I wish I'd stayed at home and watched a TV show Or played some rock and roll They're starting to surround me and are moving in Baby life aint what it seems it's full of cosmic dreams Repeat chorus I wish I'd stayed at home and watched a TV show Or played some rock and roll They're starting to surround me and are moving in Girls will give it all we can and you'll emerge a man You know the girls are out to get ya You try but they won't let ya They really do upset ya Repeat to fade