Never have I been to such a place
That's so enchantingly unsafe
Where one can gander at the damsels on display
Locked inside their crimson cases
While they're waiting for their princes to arrive and save the day
But ladies, have no fear!
I'm here
And I'll carry you through the confetti when everyone cheers
From the pavement
To inside the villain's cave and down the stairs
To where the slaves a-waste their time
Trying to climb the greasy pipes
As idle men sit by adoring
I decide to go exploring
Down an orange corridor
Until I'm sure that my princess is near
I'm here
And I'll carry you through the confetti when everyone cheers
I'll carry you through the confetti when everyone cheers
When everyone cheers
When everyone cheers
When everyone cheers
When everyone cheers
When everyone cheers
♪
Behind a heavy door and purple curtains
There's a girl that's on all fours
And forced to crawl across the floor
And I think, "What do we have here?"
You can smell the scent of destiny
Spell out a happy ending
As she trembles in my arms
And gently whisper in her ear
"I'm here"
"And I'll carry you through the confetti when everyone cheers"
I'll carry you through the confetti when everyone cheers
When everyone cheers
When everyone cheers
Ah, when everyone cheers
When everyone cheers
When everyone cheers
And the jewel-encrusted and golden book shuts