Hey there little mail lady, you're so cute
With your little mail pouch and your little mail suit
I wish I was that letter stuffed up in your sack
I'd say "return to sender" so you'd have to take me back
Marijuana in the morning, wake and bake the day
Acid in the afternoon keeps the doctor away
Cocaine til the break of dawn and all my chores are done
Start the whole thing over, a new day has begun
'Scuse me Miss Barista, I need a pick-me-up
And you could use a mister busing those c-cups
I see your empty tip jar, I'll just insert my tip
Foam up my cappuccino, and filter out my drip
Marijuana in the morning, wake and bake the day
Acid in the afternoon keeps the doctor away
Cocaine til the break of dawn and all my chores are done
Start the whole thing over, a new day has begun
Hello Miss bank teller, tell it to me true
If I give you my money, can I count on you
I got a lot of singles, you're gonna have to count
Leaning over baby, don't stop on my account
Marijuana in the morning, wake and bake the day
Acid in the afternoon keeps the doctor away
Cocaine til the break of dawn and all my chores are done
Start the whole thing over, a new day has begun
Yeah, start the whole thing over, a new day has begun