Automator, LB and the Sitcom Dad
Everybody loves Randall
Enemies I strangle
Kick'em in the butt with my foot up to the ankle
Next day, get an x-ray
There's my sandal
Panhandling rappers get mashed and manhandled
Similar to Rambo in camo
Grammar is my ammo
Blast at you simpletons and randos
Holes in Pendletons and Kangols
I'm gonna Gallagher your melons and your mangos
Put your band of banjos up against Django
Reinhart my preamble will leave you in shambles
I shart on my clothes then cut off my earlobe
That's how they know that they're battling Van Gogh
The combo of me and LB in a lambo
Pull up to your campsite
Handing out samples
Of raps so fire that a squad of commandos
Couldn't handle this brand of tabasco
You asshole
This game is mine
Five star creations
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Serving hot dishes
This song's delicious
This song's delicious
This game is mine
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Your shows are empty
Like a latch-key kid
Comin' home to daddy's crib
Only person watching
Is your old ass girlfriend Jaqueline
For her cardiovascular health
She takes an aspirin
Gaps in her memory like the smile on Anna Paquin
My shows are like a party for a bachelorette
Imagine 1,000 white girls screaming like I'm Dracula
Grandstanding with your hand out like a mannequin
While me Dan and Randall are eating sandoes at a banquet
I'm your father like Anakin
True story, ask Maury
Chop you up like that masked chap Voorhees
Cook yo ass like chicken cacciatore
I was so faded off the sparkling Grand Marnier
That after the party, I left my car keys at Arby's
Whew, thanks for the call the next morning
Wait, you work there
Of course you found them for me
This game is mine
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This song's delicious
This game is mine
Five star creations
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Serving hot dishes
This song's delicious
This song's delicious