If I want a magic carpet Gotta be my own north star I don't care what we do Long as I'm there with you In lawn chair for two In a hot air balloon Pulled by flying caribou Let's jump out in parachutes There goes my pair of boots Now we barefoot on the moon Drinking champagne and beer Weightless, taste the air Under an amazing chandelier Hand-made from angel tears We'll see-saw together On the top of a 100 meter Tangerine segment Yelling yee-haw whatever Skirt along the beach In thirty foot cleats Sand under her feet Made of pink tourmaline Surfing seas of purple ink We speak absurdities Laugh so hard it hurts my teeth All I need is her with me Climbing Everest in my alligator boots Climbing Everest in my alligator boots Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest A flying pig said "I believe in you" If I wanna hit the road Gotta be the key to the car In a treehouse beside me We can see past anxiety Play a keyboard, no ivory On stage made of tapioca We unicycling Meow in the right key Go sea-horseback riding Completely naked out in the open Squeeze some lightening Light weed up Keep flying Put our feet up on Orion Girl, your navel tastes like almond roca Should we get up Joining crickets doing sit-ups Give you kisses 'til I hiccup Swim in lake of raspberry soda Day trippin' babe With our legs kicking waves Make it up to heaven Sail on a feathered raft Plant a rose in my hand Watch it grow in time-lapse Take our vows presided By the reverend Gift Of Gab Climbing Everest in my alligator boots Climbing Everest in my alligator boots Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest A flying pig said "I believe in you" Climbing Everest in my alligator boots Climbing Everest in my alligator boots Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest Climbing, climbing, climbing Everest A flying pig said "I believe in you"