Here's a chick in the magazine we all know She's a swingin' little chick we all know And what she's got she doesn't owe to luck She owes it to a cat named Daddy Warbucks She saved the world as no one mold her She does all this and never gets any older She does all this and you wouldn't surmize This chick needs no disguise Here's the thing that would be the prize It gets Annie Fannie a pair of eyes When she's in trouble it's so handy She always gets saved by a fish named Sandy But the dog's in trouble and it's a sin He's as blind as Fannie he needs contact lens She does all this you wouldn't surmize... ect...