Lightning bugs buzzing? round the piss elm tree I? m a hundred miles form reality Take a big drag-suck it all in Blow it out the window, let it ride on the wind I see indigo wheels of purple and blue People on TV, look like me and you There? s spiders on the ceiling and buzzards on the wall If I could find the telephone, I? d give you a call Smoking in bed, smoking in bed It? s bad for my body, good for my head I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed Have any y? all ever seen a mattress burn While listening to the Byrds sing? Turn, Turn, Turn'? I? ve seen it happen, I? m living proof If you don? t believe me look at the hole in my roof Now I can lay around the here and look at the sky And watch the fuzzy black dragons as they fly by I think it? s time to roll a bog ole fatty And try to find the phone to call Miss Paisley Patty Smoking in bed, smoking in bed It? s bad for my body, good for my head I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed Smoking in bed, smoking in bed It? s bad for my body, good for my head I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed