Everybody's watching
As you pull up in your black Seville
Every hair in place
You think that you got taste
Tailored and dressed to kill
I used to tell you
That you were the greatest
But you knew that all the time
Give yourself a hand
You're a self-made man
A legend in your own mind
I catch you looking in the mirror
Polishing up your smile
You turn your gaze to me
Like I should fall at your feet
Well honey that's not my style
I think you really think you're something
In your tight-fitting Calvin Klein
Go out and take a bow
You're gonna anyhow
You're a legend in your own mind
You're a legend in your own mind
I fell for you once but I must have been blind
Legend in your own mind
I'm not gonna be the next fool in line
Ain't gonna work this time
You're just a legend in your own mind
You got a real smooth way of talking
You make a lie sound better than the truth
And you laugh the most at your own jokes
Thinking everybody laughs with you
I really hate to burst your bubble
But I've seen your act a thousand times
You say you're beautiful
You'll never change a thing
You're a legend in your own mind
You're a legend in your own mind
I fell for you once but I must have been blind
Legend in your own mind
I'm not gonna be the next fool in line
Ain't gonna work this time
You're just a legend in your own mind
You're a legend in your own mind
I fell for you once but I must have been blind
Legend in your own mind
I'm not gonna be the next fool in line
Ain't gonna work this time
You're just a legend in your own mind