Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wide For the last couple of miles, you've been swerving from side to side You're gonna make me spill my beer If you don't learn how to steer Passenger side, passenger side I don't like riding on the passenger side Roll another number for the road You're the only sober person I know Won't you let me make you a deal Just get behind the wheel Passenger side, passenger side I don't like riding on the passenger side Should've been the driver Could've been the one I should've been your lover, but I hadn't seen Can you take me to the store, then the bank? I've got five dollars we can put in the tank I've got a court date coming this June I'll be driving soon Passenger side, passenger side I don't like riding on the passenger side I don't like riding on the passenger side