When I was a movie star An asteroid had hit the Earth And prematurely ended my career I thought out loud, but no one heard me saying Nothing isn't nothing Nothing's something that's important to me That's right And everyone's a little nothing That is how it should be That's right That's right Sha sha Sha doo When I was an astronaut I bought a fancy charm I thought you liked it but you called it cheap And at my feet, it fell, like So sue me It's up to me if I decide to be what I think is right And don't bother me when I'm watching 'Planet of the Apes' on TV That's right That's how it should be Sha sha Sha doo So sue me It's up to me if I decide to be what I think is right In the sound, it found, the ground, and it hid it for free That's right That's how it should be Sha sha Sha doo Sha sha