Into the woods with a pack and a blade A cigar box medkit, retractable spade Flint and steel Pine needle bed There ain't nothig like the woods To clear your head I got a real nice piece With a handle of bone A good friend to have When you're out on you're own But you don't miss twice... When you're shavin' with a knife Coarse grain sandpaper on my face Felt my neck and reached for my blade Thought I'd try my hand at the barber's trade When you've got a knife, you've got it made Bathing in the river, it ain't half bad Ya get a cool drink while you're takin' a bath Stick your blade in the water and there's you lather, yeah But you don't miss twice... When you're shavin' with a knife Stubble's comin' in strong Scratch your soft skin raw Like a mean mutt With a razor maw Swipe along my neck And against my jaw, mmm hmm Blood's just blood No need to fuss Or get your shorts in a bunch And cuss and cuss Still you don't miss twice... When you're shavin' with a knife But you don't miss twice... When you're shavin' When you're shavin' When you're shavin' with a knife