Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo
So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron
You assume that the general public is not that stupid
You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this
But you are wrong
They want a stupid mother-f*cking
Lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter
Radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song
Unoriginal melody
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something's wrong
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin' songs
All these f*cking unoriginal p*ssies that don't have anything to say
I'm not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay
You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat
And you assume that everyone will think that this song's terrible
But you are wrong
They want a stupid mother-f*cking
Lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter
Radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly
Piece of sh*t oh what a sucky ass piece of sh*t
I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
Corporate b*tch singing a stupid mother-f*cking
Lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter
Radio friendly piece of sh*t
God, I hate this sh*t