It's party time!
I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
Do I like to party? The answer is yes!
I like drinking beer, and smoking cigarettes.
And when it comes to getting down,
I am the best.
I don't have any rules, not even one.
The only rule I have is - have fun.
I smoke 100 cigarettes and drink 1, 000 beers,
And that's just in one day, imagine in one year.
Most people have boring lives with families and jobs,
My family is this jacket and my job is to rock!
I'm drunk all the time, even during the day.
My parents said get a job, I said no way!
I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
Do I like to party? The answer is yes!
I like drinking beer, and smoking cigarettes.
Party is my favorite word, it is the best.
I dropped out of school when I was just 14
Cause there wasn't a course on how to party.
So I started smoking cigarettes, with my mouth,
And fingering girls on my parent's couch.
My parents said "You can't finger girls in here,
And no more smoking cigarettes and drinking beer!"
So I said "Get bank," and I got up and left,
And I've been smoking and drinking and fingering ever since.
I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
Do I like to party? The answer is yes!
I like drinking beer, and smoking cigarettes.
My motto is "always live your life on the edge!"
Hey everybody, are you drunk right now?
(Silence)
Hey everybody, are you smoking cigarettes?
(Silence)
Hey everybody, are you having a good time?
(Silence)
Hey anybody want to get fingered tonight?
I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes.
Do I like to party? The answer is yes!
I like drinking beer, and smoking cigarettes.
Your parents don't like me because I am a threat.