Everyone cover your ears I'm singing a song again I've not been ordained By the proper punk rock authorities, yea Write me a letter today If I don't return it It says nothing about our friendship Laced contents, honest please I know one in a million is what honest means Look at bands They can dress quite fancily I'm sure you've sold more records than me Go false and forth with trickery Be devoured by the world hungrily Everyone cover your ears I'm singing a song again I've not been ordained By the proper punk rock authorities, yea Look at bands They can dress quite fancily I'm sure you've sold more records than me Go false and forth with trickery It'll lick its fingers happily ?