I don't care if it rains of freezes 'Long as I got my plastic Jesus Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Comes in colors, pink and pleasant Glows in the dark 'cause it's iridescent Take it with you when you travel far Get yourself a sweet Madonna Dressed in rhinestones And sitting on a, a pedestal of Abalone shell Drivin' at ninety, I ain't scary 'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary Assuring me that I won't go to hell Get yourself a sweet Madonna Dressed in rhinestones And sitting on a, a pedestal of Abalone shell Drivin' at ninety, I ain't scary 'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary Assuring me that I won't go to hell