I lit a candle for the lost and lonely And I stepped out into the night When I heard a voice call out my name From under the streetlamp light I knew him from my bar room days Those were rough and rowdy times Just two old men talkin' 'bout a life long left behind He said, I know that I ain't ever going back to that old life But I'll admit I sometimes think about those wild, wild nights I could never pass up defending The honor of a working girl From some tanked up low life poser Tryin' to take her for a twirl Or schoolin' some low down rounder For dealin' that bottom card If you messed with me, boys You'd go down hard Oh the headaches and the handcuffs, I'm glad to leave behind And these days I remember where I was last night But sometimes, I still think that I could win one last bar fight ♪ Then I saw the old man smiling I saw the laughter 'round his eyes All them stories of my glory days, he said Those are mostly lies And when it came to throwing hands How that whiskey made me dance But I never had any more than a puncher's chance He said I know that I ain't ever going back to that old life But I'll admit I sometimes think about those wild, wild nights I could never pass up defending The honor of a working girl From some tanked up low life poser Tryin' to take her for a twirl Or schoolin' some low down rounder For dealin' that bottom card If you messed with me, boys You'd go down hard Oh the headaches and the handcuffs, I'm glad to leave behind And these days I remember what I did last night And sometimes, I still think that I could win But with a crooked nose and a battered jaw And a shoulder that never healed right Maybe in the end, I guess it's best I've had my last bar fight