I ain't been drinkin' But if I was drinkin', I think I'd be drinkin' bourbon And right now you'd be a blur And I wouldn't hear a word Cause I'd be good and drunk, that's for certain I ain't been smokin' But if I was smokin', I know I'd be smokin' weed When you blow all our money I'd laugh, it'd be funny Cause high as a kite is where I'd be I love you baby, but sometimes baby You dance on my last nerve and I get an instant kind of urge I ain't been cheatin' But if I was cheatin', that's right, I'd be cheatin' on you I am just day dreaming, thank God I ain't been cheatin' Cause if I was, I'd be losing you I ain't been drinkin', smokin', or cheatin' Cause if I was I'd be losing you