I ain't been drinkin' But if I was drinkin', I think I'd be drinkin' bourbon And right now you'd be a blur And I wouldn't hear a word 'Cause I'd be good and drunk, that's for certain I ain't been smokin' But if I was smokin', I know I'd be smokin' weed When you blow all our money I'd laugh, it'd be funny 'Cause high as a kite is where I'd be I love you baby, but sometimes baby You dance on my last nerve and I get an instant kind of urge ♪ I ain't been cheatin' But if I was cheatin', that's right, I'd be cheatin' on you I am just daydreaming, thank God I ain't been cheatin' 'Cause if I was, I'd be losing you I ain't been drinkin', smokin', or cheatin' 'Cause if I was, I'd be losing you ♪ Thank you Thank you so much Well, I just thought I'll give you a little, ah- a little bit of an insight into what tonight will be There, starting with Drinkin' Smokin' Cheatin' we heard We heard all of the favorite scenes, I'll tell you that And please feel free to sing along, I love that