We're either all the way left or all the way right The only time we meet in the middle is to fight The rich get richer, the rest get a little more broke We're gonna need a bigger boat There's floods down south, fires out west You turn on the news, scares you to death Give me that hammer, somebody hold my coat Yeah, we're gonna need a bigger boat We spilled wine all over the map and We keep waiting on the wind to blow We can't agree (we can't agree) On who should be captain (on who should be captain) So we can't keep this thing afloat Can't eat this, you can't eat that Is there anything that ain't giving cancer to rats? The safest thing in the air is the cigarette smoke We're gonna need (we're gonna need) A bigger boat (a bigger boat) ♪ We spilled wine (we spilled wine) All over the map and (all over the map and) We keep waiting on the wind to blow (on the wind to blow) We can't agree on who should be captain So we can't keep this thing afloat We're springing a leak, we're coming apart We're on the Titanic, but we think it's the Ark Sharks in the water got me thinking 'bout a movie quote Yeah, we're gonna need (we're gonna need) A bigger boat (a bigger boat) Ah, we're gonna need a bigger boat