Get the boss on the telephone Man I'm not staying around here On this first day of spring I saw a carnival truck Get some clothes on for a change Cause we're leaving in two minutes Help me push-start the car There's a ride, I know you're gonna love it (Whoo!) Like a walk down a windy street Like the day you get your check I know just what you need We can go get your little brother Refrain: It's a fun ride (6x) But I won't guarantee you That I won't go back again Get inside, grab that bat Watch your hat so it doesn't get blown away I might stand it myself Better let me sit next to the door baby okay Sometimes I'm sitting in the dark Watching you sleep, listening to the freeway Look down and tell me you're afraid I know that you are I know that you'll never say That Pull the plug on that thing It won't lift you fifty feet Let the dog out in the yard Hurry up and go to the bathroom They better know I'm not coming in Better things to do than fix brakes The sun is out but I might bring my coat I'm gonna win you a stuffed rabbit Like a ride in a fast car Like a windy summer night I know the best thing And it's better than any other Refrain Here we go, it's a fun ride If it gets too much you just let me know Can't you see your back yard tree Don't you see what I've been waiting for Sometimes you're a little girl kicking your legs out Sometimes you've got ten years on me I don't have a whole lot for you I guess I'm not much to your family Best thing's when you turn around Look back at the ground I don't think you ought to try that I can see the water tower Rising like the moon over the first national bank Sometimes you break my heart I just wanna hold your hand but you run away Look down and tell me you're afraid Cause I know that you are Like I know that you'll never say It's a fun ride (6x)