I once knew a guy Who always asked for money I'd give him 10, he'd insist on 20 And now when I see him around His face is always pointed down at the ground All I wanna know Is why he is such a prick Please tell so I know What makes guys like him tick He is such a dick He wanted to borrow some records from my collection On no return, I felt the rejection And now, when I see him in town Same way as always, his head is towards the ground All I wanna know Is why he is such a prick Please tell so I know What makes guys like him tick He is such a dick Unsatisfied, a word he often uses is need He is usually really wired on that cheap trucker speed Last time he was at my house, He tried to walk away with my weed Jeff plays bass, Marc and I play rythm Dan and Gary play lead