Bad news on my TV screen Bad news on the magazines Bad news on the newspaper Bad news on the elevator Bad news on the street Bad news in my car Bad news under my feet Bad news at the bar All over my clothes Under my hat On the radio In the laundromat Hanging in the air Laying on the ground Walking up the stairs Bad news all around No matter where I go I can't get away from it Don't you know I'm knee deep in it? Who's gonna believe liars and lunatics? Fools and thieves and clowns and hypocrites Gluttony and greed and that ain't the worst of it All the news you could read, all the news is filled to print Yeah ♪ Bad news on my left Bad news on my right Bad news in the morning Bad news at night In my 'frigerator Bad news on my sink On my typewriter Bad news in my drink Bad news on the walls All over the floor Down the hall Knocking at the door Bad news in my mail Follow me home Bad news on my trail Bad news on my phone No matter where I go I can't seem to get away from it Don't you know, don't you know I'm knee deep in it? Who's gonna believe liars and lunatics? Fools and thieves and clowns and hypocrites Gluttony and greed and that ain't the worst of it All the news you could read, all the news is filled to print