Well, he lives out in Idaho And his jeans come in just below his hip bone And when he lifts up his arms, it makes me sweat I'd give anything up for a night with that I'd give everything up for a night with that When he goes home I feel so alone That I wish I was his wife, not really though I just want to know what your house looks like So I can keep you in here with me in the back of my mind Well, I'll keep you in here with me in the back of my mind And I don't care if you're forty-five You look seventeen, but you're twenty-nine And I don't want to hurt my baby Well, I can't help it when I'm boy crazy I can't help it if I'm boy crazy I know that he's got the business The kind that motivates me more than Jesus And I know this situation is shady Remember when they just thought that I was boy crazy? And I don't care if you're forty-five Tell them that I knew you when you looked twenty-nine 'Cause I don't want you to hurt your baby But I remember when they'd call me boy crazy I can't help it if I'm boy crazy I can't help it if I'm boy crazy Come on, baby, hit a home run for me