I set out from Point Valley For wealth I had to have it I wed a welborn woman As skinny as a rabbit Now I'm here at this payphone And begging Katy listen I'll trade you half a million For your sweet Point Valley kissing Hey now Katy Kay Heaven never made on cuter If I didn't love Katy Kay I'd probably have to shoot her Now some give all their favors To a girl who's looking fine But a girl that's sad and weeping Will always win mine When I see a pretty girl weeping I run to her and fix it When I see a pretty girl smiling I run to the nearest exit Hey now Katy Kay Heaven never made on cuter If I didn't love my Katy Kay I'd probably have to shoot her Be good and love thy neighbour Is a thing I bear in mind It's the love thy next as self part I can't get behind Each greeting he cold shouldered He smiled at when he sneered His wife didn't love him While I gaze at the mirror Hey now Katy Kay Heaven never made on cuter If I didn't love Katy Kay I'd probably have to shoot her The man who is a mormon His values are askew He's got more women than he can count All I need is two A bag of bones and a diamond ring To siphon all my pay And a sweat thing down on the edge of town To love my nights away Hey now Katy Kay Heaven never made on cuter If I didn't love Katy Kay I'd probably have to shoot her Hey now Katy Kay Heaven never made on cuter If I didn't love Katy Kay I'd probably have to shoot her