Johnny Ronald's brother was a baseball star They called him, "Frankie the Machine" for his golden arm But Johnny, all he really wanted was to play guitar Thinking why does everybody always work so hard I'll give 'em Whoop diddy Whoop diddy, whoop diddy Whoop diddy I'm feeling sentimental and I'm caught up in a loop Did he set up scented candles and talk about how it used to be You made it easy like a base on balls Gave me a reason to play at all Keep your eye on that ball Aint nobody every gon' change Aint no money every gon' come my way Champagne in the middle of the day Tryna stay awake for the Anaheim game Damn, look at that play! Caught 'em off base Pop fly tagged out caught too late It's time I traded this old bat for a new bass Call it safe but it's all a game There, I said it It'll break your heart Like your name's Tom Petty And you better not let it down When it all goes wrong, take no blame, take no credit When it all goes wrong Johnny, Johnny, tell 'em You can tell, you can tell, you can absolutely tell I'm pushin' everything about me up one hell of a hill You can tell, you can tell, you can absolutely tell I'm pushin' everything about me up one hell of a hill I don't wanna care about it anyway You can make it heavy, I know I can handle any weight I'm used to booze Minute Maid lemonade, celebrate anything anytime anyway Leviosah, feels like I'm levitating Not much goin' on but I never stayed in If I look excited, I'm just that kind of guy Did you get used to me baby? Do you still even give the truth to me, baby? Or did we choose to lose? I wanna choose to move with you, baby Get long in the tooth with you, baby I wanna hangout in the dugout with you, baby And we can choose to lose (This one is—) You can tell, you can tell, you can absolutely tell I'm pushin' everything about me up one hell of a hill You can tell, you can tell, you can absolutely tell I'm pushin' everything about me up one hell of a hill You can tell, you can tell, you can absolutely tell I'm pushin' everything about me up one hell of a hill You can tell, you can tell, you can absolutely tell I'm pushin' everything about me up one hell of a hill