All right! Well I called up the President And asked him where the money went He told me that it all got spent Long before I ever learned to drive How's that kid, you satisfied? Oh now do us all a favor and go Buzz along your modern life Well I turned on the evening news Another white man sings the blues Telling me I'm gonna lose Unless we all wake up and choose a side C'mon son, where's your pride? Well sir, it's hard to catch my breath When I been drowning in my modern life Yeah No you can't fool me Your Time Square looks like a graveyard I got a billboard for my headstone And a car horn for my eulogy I don't know but it's been said There's bound to be good times ahead You might get rich, you might get dead Either way, I'm waiting for a sign Oh my lord, you know I'm trying But it don't feel like easy winning When I'm spinning in my modern life Yeah Well you can't fool me Your Time Square looks like a graveyard I got a billboard for my headstone And a car horn for my eulogy Yeah, eulogy Well I called up the President And asked him where the money went He told me that it all was spent Long before I ever learned to drive How's that kid, you satisfied? Oh now do us all a favor and go Buzz along your modern life Won't you do us all a favor And go buzz on your modern life Oh yeah