Her green plastic watering can For her fake Chinese rubber plant In a fake plastic earth That she bought from a rubber man In a town full of rubber plans To get rid of herself And it wears her out It wears her out It wears her out It wears her out She lives with a broken man A cracked polystyrene man Who just crumbles and burns He used to do surgery On girls in the eighties But gravity always wins And it wears him out It wears him out It wears him out It wears She looks like the real thing And she tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love And I can't help the feeling That I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run And it wears me out It wears me out It wears me out It wears me out But if I could be who you wanted And if I could be who you wanted All the time All the time