(Northeastern Southwest Mississippi, I'm-) Going to reach my destination (Northeastern Southwest Mississippi, I'm-) Going to reach my home (Northeastern Southwest Mississippian) I'll wave to your river as I'm flying over (Northeastern Southwest Mississippian) Never mind the times, never mind the times And as a matter of fact, you're just the kind: alone and temperamental So rewind the clock, the machine, and your one-wheel unicycle (Yeah, I've travelled all across the globe Extend your earlobe, 'cause its a cold day out there And your stewardess will be by with your lunch tray) ♪ (Northeastern Southwest Mississippi, I'm-) Going to reach my destination, alone (Northeastern Southwest Mississippi, I'm-) Going to reach my home (Northeastern Southwest Mississippian) I'll wave to your river as I'm flying over (Northeastern Southwest Mississippian) Never mind the times, no I never mind the times And as a matter of fact, you're underpaid for all that you can offer So tell the boys that they can fight over your one-star uniform (Yeah, they can take everything that they've worked for And that you've worked for And shove it right where the sun don't shine Right where the sun don't shine, got it?) ♪ (Northeastern Southwest Mississippi, I'm-) Going to reach my destination, alone (Northeastern Southwest Mississippi, I'm-) Going to reach my home (Northeastern Southwest Mississippian) I'll wave to your river as I'm flying over (Northeastern Southwest Mississippian) Never mind the times, oh, I never mind the times And as a matter of fact, you're just the kind: alone and temperamental So rewind the clock, the machine, and your one-wheel unicycle (Yeah, I've travelled all across the globe Extend your earlobe She's a nothing! She's a nobody! But you, you just keep standing there, don't cha? Don't cha?)