I ate chinese food on Christmas day you kicked me out Cause I told the kids that santa sleigh did not exist I was drunk and you got pissed But anyway have a very Merry Christmas Is it worth it now to walk on back? I've walked on by a dozon times And thats no lie My lips are chaped My nose is red My tears are ice But anyway Feliz Navidad and all that I'm walking through the town square Singing christmas carols to myself It's so lonley and it's cold And i cannot feel my toes But it feels more like i'm burnin in hell Hows the turkey hows the ham I can't finish my moo goo gai pan But thats not all they cut me off from alcohol But anyways ... you go on and deck the halls I'm walking through the town square Singing christmas carols to myself It's so lonley and it's cold And i cannot feel my toes But it feels more like i'm burnin in hell Marry Christmas