Tonight I'm the last man on Earth And there's a big, big moon Return to me from a great distance We'll go to the dance in the lobby Like the last two lovers on Earth Since you left I cleaned up the glass And I was so careful That I have no cuts to speak of No one to lie to if I did Tonight I'll tie one on real good Just like the last man on Earth would If he was left with a secret It's the very last bottle on Earth Might as well get my money's worth "Can I have everybody's attention?" "Can I have everybody's attention?" "Can I have everybody's attention?" Laughs the loudest drunk on Earth My love is all eagles and tigers Bald eagles and saber-tooth tigers My love is either endangered or gone But your love was a newborn I never seen the likes Your love was something newborn And it changed everything Tonight I'll tie one on real good Just like the last man on Earth would If he never got to say "Sorry, my sweet girl" Deaf, dumb, and alone In the cool airport I am standing - barely My lips still parted towards The last, last kiss on Earth Tonight I'll tie one on real good Just like the last man on Earth would If he had to go back to the crowd Tonight I'm the last man on Earth And there's a big, big moon