I married a woman, once upon eternity Temporarily, she was even married to me I never saw her coming, sometimes I miss her like a limb Love will ride in on a whirlwind You're dip on a whim Now there's someone in the mirror, can't say what happened to him Can't see it getting any clearer with a shave and a trim Whatever happened to her, hell, the last I heard She was bikered up and breeding in whatever's left of Gatlinburg, Gatlinburg How it hurt 'cause I heard her last words Never going back to Gatlinburg ♪ When the blues hits hard, when the missing kicks in Still pick up a guitar, get a couple licks in And hope she got something to sweeten her deal Her person to call when they're serving it raw And all too real Once I was her person that was hard for me too They say ain't nothing for certain and it's certainly true She left so high in the saddle that it sounded absurd And she dismounted for another satin bridal gown in Gatlinburg, Gatlinburg How it hurt 'cause I heard her last words Never going back to Gatlinburg Gatlinburg I hope she got the reigns And she's spangled in spurs And riding wild into battle in Gatlinburg Wild into battle in Gatlinburg Wild into battle, wild into battle Wild into battle in Gatlinburg