The week is over the work is done It's time to rock and have so fun So I gather all my dole Hit my favourite drinking-hole It's time to see What you've got for me Baby I'm born to lose Don't blame me just Blame it on booze Beer is fine but even quicker Does the job a glass of liquor With the will to succeed I increase my drinking speed Blame it on booze When I'm gettin' corny Blame it on booze When I'm gettin' mad Blame it on booze When I'm gettin' horny Blame it on booze When my breath is bad Blame it on booze ...When you're down on your knees For it was me who cut the cheese I overdraw the farting game I shit my pants - oh what a shame