I come home pitch drunk and
Find you still up
Drinking tea from
My special coffee cup
Cows and flowers
Flying in the sky
Makes me happy
Every morning
You're so pretty with perfect nipples
I wish you would stop
Crying on me
You're so pretty with perfect nipples
I just needed a lay tonight
I don't want to lie
I still want your pie
We'll be so happy
Happy Family
A few months go by and
We are at peace
Drinking from our
Special furry cups
You point out
My tummy is growing
Sick and grumpy
Every morning
You're so pretty with perfect nipples
I wish you would stop
Crying on me
You're so pretty with perfect nipples
I really need you right now
I'm gonna be mummy
You could be the other mummy
We'll be so happy
Happy Family
We come home with a baby
Nine months later
Drinking from my blow-up D cup
Toys and nappies
Flying in the house
Wakes up early
Every morning
You're so pretty with perfect nipples
I wish you would stop
Crying on me
You're so pretty with perfect nipples
Let's grow up without questions
You're gonna be happy
You've got two mummies
You'll be so happy
Happy Family